POC Blog

The random technotheolosophical blogging of Reid S. Monaghan

Emerging Church - Poster Wars...

It seems that there is a bit of a poster banter going on in the blog world.

First up was the Pyro's - Emergent-See Motivational Poster's for Emerging Christians.  Based on the popular "Motivational" and "De-Motivator" poster genre, the Pyromaniacs smack a few straw men, but in good fun nonetheless.  A few of them I actually found offensive as they seem to lack compassion.  But they are using sarcasm so they should not be taken too seriously.

Firing back is Emerging Grace, with some very gracious clarifications.  Now, there are some Emerging folks who would have been less charitable.  I was quite impressed with this response.

 

For those of you who are wondering, I am a bit ambivalent to the whole Emerging Conversation...my brief thoughts are on my Jacob's Well site...so to be honest, I appreciated something from both sets of posters.

(HT - Brett Kunkle

 

00Nuts - Spy Squirrels Busted

 

 

Apparently MI6 or the CIA has unleashed rodentia upon the Iranians.   According to several reliable sources, some spy squirrels recently got busted for espionage in Iran.  Rocky, you were not supposed to get caught!

(HT - Daily Wireless

Will it blend..iPhone edition

Will it blend? That is the question...this is classic.  That touch screen sure is tough!

Dearly Beloved We Are Gathered Here Today

I have been doing so many weddings this year and really enjoying the rich symbolism of Christian marriage.  Then I thought to myself the other day: what could a thoroughly consistent, 100% naturalistic, Darwinian wedding service sound like? So I figured I would humor myself and have a little fun. 

The high priest of unbelief, the Right Reverend Richard Dawkins presiding of course.  You may be seated.

Specialized hominids, we are gathered here today to observe a socially evolved meme of pair bonding among of our species.  The years of mutation and selection have given us the general wisdom that pair-bonded members of our clans represent a successful evolutionary social adaptation for the rearing of our progeny. 

Our selfish genes move us to appreciate these occasions as we feel the safety coming from young offspring which will care for us and protect us from predators in our old age.

Even though we now deny the wisdom of eons of evolution that taught us that monogamous pair-bonding is the best way, we now know that we do not need such arrangements in our enlightened age.  We should do away with this oppressive institution (which evolutionary ethics developed as good) and reinvent a better way with our own individual wisdom. 

In fact, if mates of the same sex desire to pair-bond, we affirm this fully - for the evolved consensus of prior ethics must be wrong.  A less adaptable meme which must die. We love to base our cherished institutions on evolutionary ethical theory - but then again we can reject them any time we want.

In fact, I'm not really sure what we are here for, but these two hominids desire to participate in this antiquated social arrangement.  So we are happy and we celebrate this with them.  May they be happy and be fruitful and multiply fit progeny - but only if they want to, and if it doesn't take too many resources from their lifestyle, and if we all agree we are not overpopulating the planet.  On second thought, they better not breed.  

So I suppose we have an occasion today to have a party and our genes desire it - perhaps it will lead to more pair-bonding - who knows why, but we can do this again until we lose the will to exist.  Then we will allow the religious meme to dominant once again - for those mastered by this persistent idea have many more offspring than we.

What our genes have deemed for today, let no one separate - in the name of quantum fluctuations, spontaneous generation, and self-replicating systems, Amen.

The newly bonded couple now invites you to their open bar to get really drunk with them.  Thank you for coming. 

Personally, I still think the beauty of Christian marriage is much more inspiring...

American Farming...

 

Here is how we acquire our food in America...full res pics at the link

iPhone-Schmiphone

The Microsoft guys are getting a bit funny in poking fun at the iPhone...

For those Apple people who love to bash on Microsoft...check out their fiscal 2007 profits

From the Yahoo Biz article: 

I have written extensively about Microsoft's problems. But last week, I got a stunning reminder about the company's power. It takes Microsoft only 10 hours of business to exceed Red Hat's entire quarterly profit. Skeptical? Check out the math, and nine other facts about Microsoft's most recent earnings report. Microsoft last week announced quarterly revenue of $14.4 billion and net income of $4.93 billion. In other words, Microsoft's daily net income is about $55 million. That's $55 million in pure profit every 24 hours. Do some quick math and you'll learn it takes Microsoft only about ...

  • 10 hours or so (yes, hours!) to exceed Red Hat's (NYSE: RHT - News) quarterly net income of $20.5 million.
  • four days to exceed Research In Motion's (NasdaqGS: RIMM) quarterly net income of $187.9 million.
  • four days to exceed Starbucks' (NasdaqGS: SBUX) quarterly net income of $205 million.
  • one week to exceed Nike's (NYSE: NKE - News) quarterly net income of $350.8 million.
  • two weeks to exceed McDonalds' (NYSE: MCD - News) quarterly net income of $762 million.
  • two weeks to exceed Apple's (NasdaqGS: AAPL) quarterly net income of $770 million.
  • 18 days to exceed Google's (NasdaqGS: GOOG) quarterly net income of $1 billion.
  • 23 days to exceed Coca-Cola's (NYSE: KO - News) quarterly net income of $1.26 billion.
  • five weeks to exceed IBM's (NYSE: IBM - News) quarterly net income of $1.85 billion.
  • 10 weeks to exceed Wal-Mart's (NYSE: WMT - News) quarterly net income of $3.9 billion.

That is a lot of cheese coming from the big ugly Washington company. Personally, I have become such an Office 07 fanboy, that I actually like Microsoft again.

Theistic Battle Royal

When one thinks of the great debates in Western culture about the existence of God, perhaps Copleston and Bertrand Russell's 1948 debate might come to mind. Even the more recent tussles between William Lane Craig and his interlocutors perhaps. Yet recently, two additional titans of philsophical prowess took to the playing field last night.

Here is the description from the New York Times:

You could tell from the background music that played beforehand – alternating recordings of James Brown and Gregorian chant – that this was going to be an unusual debate.

The question under debate (“Is God great?”) and the speakers — two men who are often depicted in harsh caricatures by their critics — might have caused some to expect something like a circus. Perhaps surprisingly, it turned out to be the public intellectual event of the evening, a bit like Bertrand Russell vs. C. S. Lewis.

Taking the atheist position was Christopher Hitchens, the journalist and author of a new book arguing that “religion poisons everything.” In defense of God was none other than the Rev. Al Sharpton, a man of the cloth who is perhaps even better known for his political and civil rights activism than for his training as a preacher.

A very strange and interesting reading can be found over at the Times. Though I prefer CS Lewis' moral argument, Rev Al seemed to try and make an argument for theism from the existence of moral values.  Go get em AL! But just in case anyone is wondering if the Reverend is a Christian, you can read this quote and decide for yourself.

I would say that many people, I among them, in our own lives have had experiences that make me believe that there is a God. And make me believe that my seeking God and seeking the guidance of a supreme being is real to me. I’m not going by Moses, I’m not going by Peter, I’m not going by the man that you said was a legend, Jesus of Nazareth. … I’m not here to defend Scriptures. I didn’t write those Scriptures. I live my life, and in my life the existence of God has been confirmed to me in my own personal dealings and in my own faith being vindicated and validated. That has absolutely nothing to do with Scriptures, whether they are right or wrong.

One final note and comment on this battle of philosophical and theological giants. Hitchens seemed to offer a very accurate statement in the following:

Mr. Hitchens added, “I didn’t say that God was misused. I said that the idea of God is a dictatorial one to begin with. A belief in a supreme, eternal, invigilating creator who knows what you think and do and cares about you, watches over you while you sleep … is an innately horrific belief.”

One hears his thinking that "belief in God's wrath/hell is horrific" but it is interesting that he finds God's omniscience and omnipresence "innately horrific."  In fact, if we are sinners in need of God's grace his statement is very accurate.  Indeed, if God does see the mind and hearts of people, it is a horrific thing to see ourselves in light of God's holiness and justice.  A word from Hebrews 4 is needed:

12 For the word of God is living and active, sharper than any two-edged sword, piercing to the division of soul and of spirit, of joints and of marrow, and discerning the thoughts and intentions of the heart. 13 And no creature is hidden from his sight, but all are naked and exposed to the eyes of him to whom we must give account. 14 Since then we have a great high priest who has passed through the heavens, Jesus, the Son of God, let us hold fast our confession. 15 For we do not have a high priest who is unable to sympathize with our weaknesses, but one who in every respect has been tempted as we are, yet without sin. 16 Let us then with confidence draw near to the throne of grace, that we may receive mercy and find grace to help in time of need.

Thankful to Jesus, who rescues us from the wrath to come...to use Rev Sharpton's own words.  I do want to "go by Jesus of Nazareth" - for in the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. He was in the beginning with God. All things were made through him, and without him was not any thing made that was made. In him was life, and the life was the light of men. The light shines in the darkness, and the darkness has not overcome it.

(HT - Tim Dees) 

Energy Drinks for Jesus?

 

I like Red Bull and Rock Star - Who Knew there was a Faith Based Alternative?

1in3Trinity Launches First
Faith Inspired Energy Drink

1in3Trinity brings a bold attitude to an existing market encouraging everyone who purchases their products to live out their faith.

Southlake, TEXAS—September 1, 2006, Faith-inspired company, 1in3Trinity is proud to announce their latest product extension to their signature, branded line of Christian clothing and accessories.  In response to a growing market, 1in3Trinity has launched the first faith-based energy drink under the label 1in3Trinity Energy Drink.

“We are hopeful that 1in3Trinity will change the energy drink landscape,” says Dawn Pencil Marzka, Director of Business Development. “Not only are we offering a great tasting beverage, but an opportunity for the consumer to extend a positive message into the community. We really feel that 1in3Trinity energy drink offers positive energy with every sip!”

The premier 1in3Trinity Energy Drink is a perfect companion for today’s active Christian lifestyle, providing benefits not only for the consumer, but for spectators as well.  In an eye-catching aluminum can, the company has an opportunity to convey a positive and unique message in an innovative and distinctive way to not only the drinker, but also to those in which they come in contact. Each drink carries a full-bodied taste with an essence of pomegranate and grape. Lightly carbonated, with only 10 calories and an array of B vitamins and vitamin C, 1in3Trinity Energy Drink is sure to be one of most refreshing energy drink on the shelves – literally!

”We now have an opportunity to reach one of the largest generations to hit the marketplace since the Baby Boomers – Generation X and Y - with dynamic products and a value-added message,” shares President and Co-Founder, Paula Masters. “Studies show there lies a shift in values on the part of these new discerning consumers. Today’s young market is making it clear to companies hoping to win their hearts that they will have to learn and think like they do, understanding that faith-based values carry great importance to this civic-minded consumer,” says Masters.

1in3Trinity has a strong vision and is committed to contributing a percentage of our profits to youth ministries around the world.

1in3Trinity energy drink will soon be available in select convenience stores, retailers and coffee Café’s, but is currently available on the companies own website.

Lower calories than Rock Star as well. But I like Rock Star...am I am sinner if I do not choose the 1in3Trinity energy drink? But I really don't know what to make of this line: "We really feel that 1in3Trinity energy drink offers positive energy with every sip!" I am tempted to mock this so I will close this post.

 

TaxRap Update

My boys Rhett and Link ended up getting third place in the TurboTax Tax Rap contest over at YouTube.  My wife and I picked the one who would win the grand prize...the 2nd place guy's deal I thought was pretty weak.  I would have had Rhett and Link #2.  For those of you who don't know Rhett and Link are videographers, comedians, musicians, etc. who work to connect others to the gospel of Jesus Christ through creative efforts. 

Good job guys...here is the congratulatory version of their video:

Vote for my boys in the Turbo Tax Rap Contest

Apparently Intuit has a TurboTax Tax Rap Contest going on over at YouTube.  Two of my friends have, in my opinion, put out an excellent candidate.  So check it out and then use the link below to vote for Rhett and Link. 

Vote for Rhett and Link here...

Who says modern folks don't have faith...

Apparently there is some faith left on the Island of Britain.  This story over at the Register recounts a British women's overly optomistic following of a GPS system in here Mercedes.  Where did that silky "turn right here" voice land here?  Not on Terra Firma.  She ended up doing her best James Bond Submarine car impersonation and floated down the river a bit.  

 

Trust in GPS and lean not on your own understanding...

Are You Stupid?

StupidTester.com says I'm 13% Stupid! How stupid are you? Click Here!

Just for fun - go and take the Stupid Test.  Fun little test, the only drawback is I did not get to see which ones I missed. Plus, there is one question that is quite debatable today, but I won't tell which one.

Here are my results which I said in the test I would display whether I came out stupid or smart:


Overall, you scored as follows:

 

84% scored higher (more stupid),
3% scored the same, and
13% scored lower (less stupid).

You are 13% stupid. This means...

You are far from stupid. Congrats on a great accomplishment!


Ego intact...but reminded that there are many, many people who are much more smarter than me.  "More smarter" - proof right there. 

 

Men of the Old School Part 3 - Can a Man Ask Out a Woman in Church?

Installment 3 of the Men of the Old School - the question they put before the brethren relates to dating and church.

One of the great mysteries of the universe is solved...

 

The question we have been asking since the tender years of our youth.  What is Spam?  It has been unlocked for you.  You are welcome.

(HT - Sandy Young

 

Men of the Old Ways - Should A Man Wear Pink Out With His Friends?

Here is part two of our Men of the Old Ways Video - Should a man wear pink when out on the town? The best of these is coming up soon.

Men of the Old Ways

Our guys with Inversion Media have rolled out Episode I of "Men of the Old Ways" - a fun little knock off on the Man Law commercials.  Here is the first episode...simply entitled hair.

All our past video productions are now on YouTube on our Inversion Media page

Fun Pop Cultural Nostalgia

Music shapes so much of our lives, as does film in our days. This semester we just began a teaching series entitled "Lessons from the Old School: The Prophecy of Habakkuk" - To have a bit of fun with the "Old School" we tracked through TV/Film/Music of the last 30-40 years.  For those of you who were born in the seventies and grew up in the eighties, this is a fun 1 min trip down memory lane. Here is the video from YouTube.

Now for all of you Indie rockers don't complain that this is all mainstream music - we wanted the stuff from previous decades to be recognizable to all...but if you must you can watch it and then go rage against "labels" and "the man" 

 

Go Fish...

This is one big fish caught off of the coast of China recently...measured 2.4 meters and 340 KG (American peoples, a good exercise in unit conversion to figure out the lbs and feet of this guy).  This probably gives Jonah hot flashes...

 

 

Link - over at China Daily 

Creativity in Physics

As one who studied physics as an undergraduate, I found this to be much more creative than the stuff I used to scribble down.  I'm glad to see that creativity still earns no points in science...but it does bring some laughs.

 

I don't know why I find these funny...

I encourage folks often, in following John Piper, to "Not Waste Their Lives" - but I don't think that means we can't laugh a little.  To be honest this is just a goofy web site, but pretty impressive promotional material for a blender.

So, don't get hooked in watching too many of these, but maybe a couple just for laughs.  My favorite was the Hockey Pucks - Here is the site: Will it Blend?

And kids, we need to listen and "don't try this at home"

(HT - Challies.com)