Ralphie had to wash his mouth out with a Zune
Really, this picture is really funny, and the Zune is taking a beating in the news.
Yes, you do live in the Matrix
If you think you are real, you might be mistaken. Have you not heard of the simulation argument? My refutation: If I were not real, I would not laugh at the picture of Ralphie above. Yes, I am real.